What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies,
" No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me abrother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Monday, July 9, 2007
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